a scientific analysis of the molly hooper kiss
Reblog if you’ve ever watched a tv show or movie because of one specific actor in it.
i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE
I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”
THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS
“i’ve been afraid of changin’ cuz i built my life around you”
im poor ill try it
ooohhh i have to try this
Just press play.
I started smiling and no one knows how happy I am right now
the hardest part about this is picking which part to sing
I NEVER HIT REBLOG SO QUICK!
The laugh I just did probably was my evilest laugh yet.
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
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